theresa // 24 // aries // south carolina

"my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations" -john green

lebronlames:

diaryofamadmixedwoman:

lebronlames:

panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts.
West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

um…. ..what

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thighabetic:

Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.

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juuzoumygod:

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

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darning-socks:

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

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marybriannna:

Burrito of my dreams

marybriannna:

Burrito of my dreams

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differed:

I think it’s time for someone to take one for the team and date me

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owlgoggles20:Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

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kendallgeneric:

steal her look: “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!” Sweet Brown
ralph lauren blue label tie-dyed silk halter dress ($708)
gucci silk print scarf ($298)
solid yellow gold grill ($170)

kendallgeneric:

steal her look: “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!” Sweet Brown

ralph lauren blue label tie-dyed silk halter dress ($708)

gucci silk print scarf ($298)

solid yellow gold grill ($170)

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michaeldavanzo:

I posted this last year and I’m posting it again because it’s just that epic 

michaeldavanzo:

I posted this last year and I’m posting it again because it’s just that epic 

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streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

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penis-hilton:

gorgeouslygruesome:

penis-hilton:

”all about that bass” is literally a hideous song and i can’t wait for its 26 seconds of popularity to be over byeimage

Oh of course, when there’s one fucking song that’s about body positivity towards thick girls, the thin girls feel unimportant and “insulted.”

i am literally an overweight boy

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Losing Teeth, Neck Deep

Losing Teeth, Neck Deep

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stationaryobjects:

Saint Laurent Spring 2013 invite envelope

stationaryobjects:

Saint Laurent Spring 2013 invite envelope

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