"my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations" -john green
In 1989, Voyager 2’s fly-by of Neptune captured three very large storms, The Great Dark Spot, Scooter, and The Small Dark Spot. Subsequently, this encounter allowed scientists to study Neptune’s extreme climate, supersonic winds up to 2,157 kph, the fastest in our solar system.
Always reblog big kitties with their leetle kitties.
i want to be a lil fairy and drink dewdrops and eat berries and sleep in a flower
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.