"my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations" -john green
parole officer: have you smoked, drank or ingested any illegal substances?
me: (Future voice) my piss comin back dirty im just bein honest
when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simon calls you about some appearance
Naming my character in my ass was the best decision
entertainment’s most invasive news team will find out
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’
when will the rest of the world catch up
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY EVERYONE!!
There are probably inaccuracies, but please try and ignore them. ^^’