theresa // 24 // aries // south carolina

"my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations" -john green

zanaks:

parole officer: have you smoked, drank or ingested any illegal substances?

me: (Future voice) my piss comin back dirty im just bein honest

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(via 50-shades-of-fat)

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sara-sativa:

ruinedchildhood:

#faded

yall are too much

(via nerdsword)

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rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simon calls you about some appearance 

rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simon calls you about some appearance 

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gerardaye:

Naming my character in my ass was the best decision

entertainment’s most invasive news team will find out

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(via softwaring)

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via brandoman93)

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waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

(via nerdsword)

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realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

(via cockfabric)

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prawnathan:

what the american school system teaches us

(via brandoman93)

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thedarksideofnerd:

redbloodedamerica:

arpokydirectoroflulz:

dilfgod:

mapsontheweb:

Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’

when will the rest of the world catch up





HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY EVERYONE!!

thedarksideofnerd:

redbloodedamerica:

arpokydirectoroflulz:

dilfgod:

mapsontheweb:

Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’

when will the rest of the world catch up

How about them apples?

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY EVERYONE!!

(via brandoman93)

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zootedboy:

*smokes a blunt in the name of america*

(via zanaks)

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immature-child02:

There are probably inaccuracies, but please try and ignore them. ^^’

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